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forgetpolitics:

I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.

(via themarysue)

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harrypotterfliesthetardis:

mechinaries:

iseeavoice:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

best so far.

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TEAM JACOB

(via hysterical-children)

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"oh shit i just ate half a tub of ice cream"

- ancient proverb by me (via turntnip)

(via gay-bacon-strips)

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wrinklesleep:

this is my favorite picture because it looks like mako’s taking a selfie while piloting 

about to kill my first kaiju. wish me luck!!! #apocolypsecancellation2k25

(via tribute27)

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  • Me: I shall now attempt to pee with a cat clinging to me.
  • Me: Simba, get your paw out of mommy's cleavage!
  • Me: I am peeing with a cat on my lap!
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Trying too hard to be ironic or not trying hard enough?