New Reason to Move to Bellevue, WA: Ben Franklin... →
I fucking love Washington and want to move here. But I miss my Simbaba.
This Constellation Cookies How-Two is Just Stellar... →
I have to admit, my ability to follow how-to guides for decorated confectionary ends right about when the icing tips get brought out and phrases like “a steady hand” come into play. But for these cookies, created by the talented and geeky Bridget Edwards of Bake at 350, I might make an exception.
I wanted to post this comment, but got pretty long winded. Bottom line is this: you fucking rawk and I love you. Life dealt you a shit sandwich today and I’m here to inform you I think you’re brave, strong, and pretty rad. Zee actual comment: This reminds me of last year when the hospital in Saline saw I might have something on my splenic artery, so they forced me to ride in an...
Yeah baby RuPaul and hand stitching up some binding for a quick project. Life is good.
deslizamiento said: What does he do? block He makes this whine noise. He’s pretty vocal and complains, bitches at me, squeaks, etc. And when I hum or sing, he makes his complaining noise and walks away with his ears tucked back.
Simba, for whatever reason, hates it when I sing or hum. Nothing like a snot-nose kitty telling me my voice apparently sucks.
The American "Family" Association is going to...
Mom: Sally, you can't use Google anymore. They support homos having all kinds of rights, including marriage, and we're against that. It'll tear up the social fabric of our society and threaten our religious freedom.
Sally: How am I supposed to do my homework?
Mom: Just go straight to wikipedia, Sally.
Sally: But my teacher says I have to use a peer-reviewed article from a reputable academic journal.
Mom: Then go to the journal's website.
Sally: How am I supposed to know what website that is without using Google?
Mom: You'll have to use Bing.
Sally: But Microsoft donated money to marriage equality campaigns.
Mom: I'll just take you to the library.
Sally: But my homework is due tomorrow, and, because of recent budget cuts, our library is closed on Mondays.
Mom: I'll just go speak to your teacher and get you an extension.
Sally: And say what, Mom? "I wouldn't let Sally do her homework because I'm afraid of what will happen if we treat people with respect and have that reflected in our legal system. I have this irrational fear that two consenting adults, who were willing to fight for the ability to love each other and have that represented in a legal and social contract that offers protection and stability for both them and whatever children they may have, may actually show up heterosexuals with our 50% divorce rate, because they clearly value what marriage is supposed to mean"? You can walk away now....Oh, and, by the way, we should probably quit paying the electric company as well. They had a float in the pride parade this year. Not to mention, it will help you achieve your fantasy of living in the Dark Ages.
FUCK YEAH SALLY
Today we took Simba to the vet
Simba: *squeak* claws at carrier
Me: I know, I know. It sucks being poked, prodded, jabbed, and have your testes felt up. Trust me, your dad and I totally get it. But at least you got to sniff a stranger's crotch.
bonesoflight said: Ahh! Someone else who knows about Anne Rice’s Sleeping Beauty! I picked it up by accident in high school…oh dear. Ahhh, yeah. I discovered it in high school as well. One of the families I babysat had the book on their bookshelf. In the words of George Takei, OH MY. Perfect for hormone-ridden teenage me.
My [not-so-wee] kitten giving me lip for abandoning him. I swear I’ll get over him eventually. Sorry to those who dislike kitties.
On July 21st lets all sit an have a cup of tea
jonnycravat: benditlikekorra: confoundedgg: in remembrance of our dear Mako Iwamatsu who played our beloved Uncle Iroh in Avatar the Last Airbender. Yes. I like this idea a lot. I don’t like tea BUT FOR UNCLE IROH AND MAKO I WILL